Hammy Hambone

If you've ever dreamed of sharing your life with a creature who has the heart of an angel and the IQ of a malfunctioning Roomba, your wish has been granted. Behold: Hammy Hambone.

Hammy Hambone is dumb as shit in the most majestic, awe-inspiring, aggressively lovable way known to science. He is blissfully unburdened by thoughts. He is spiritually vacant. He floats through life like a warm croissant with legs.

A brief tour of Hammy Hambone's brain activity: Tried to bury a bone on tile and looked personally betrayed when it didn't disappear Got stuck behind a door he closed with his own body Ran full-speed into a bush, apologized to the bush, and did it again Frequently forgets he's holding a toy and panics about where it went Looks at you with the wide-eyed wonder of a toddler discovering gravity

But don't let the two brain cells (who are divorced and not speaking) fool you - Hammy Hambone loves you with the force of a thousand suns.

He is: Dog friendly People friendly Universe friendly Potty trained Powered entirely by vibes

Hammy Hambone will never outsmart you. He will never solve a puzzle. He might never understand how doors work. But he will adore you with every molecule of his smooth brain.

If you want a companion who is dumb, deliciously sweet, and perfect in every way that matters, Hammy Hambone is your guy.

He doesn't know much... but he knows love. And honestly? That's all he needs.