Bruno

You can fill out an adoption application online on our official website. Bruno's Guided Meditation Hello. It is me, Bruno. Today I would like to talk to you about achieving inner peace.Close your eyes. Breathe in. Find your center. Let go of all worldly distractions and focus only on what truly matters in this life......which is dinner.I'm sorry, where was I? Inner peace. Yes. The ancient masters say true serenity comes from within. And do you know what else comes from within? Digestion. Of food. Which I would like now, please.Let me try again. I am seeking inner peace. Inner... peas? Peas are a vegetable. Vegetables go in dinner. DINNER. Is it dinner? It feels like it could be dinner. I have been meditating for what feels like HOURS (four minutes) and I think I have unlocked a profound truth:I do not want inner peace.I want inner peas. In my bowl. With dinner. Please. Namaste, but make it suppertime. This is the kind of deep spiritual wisdom you get to live with every single day when you adopt me. I'm funny, I'm food-motivated, and I'm ready to bring my whole zen-and-snacks energy to a home of my very own.Dinner? Please? AZ Mastiff Rescue Phoenix, Arizona Adopt to all states. Foster in the Phoenix area. Fill out an application at: www.azmastiffrescue.com Our adoption coordinator will be in touch ASAP#azmastiffrescue #pacc911partner #rescuedismyfavoritebreed #adoptdontshop #mastiff #englishmastiff #canecorso #giantbreed #doguedebordeaux #droolhappens #phoenixarizona #InnerPeas #DinnerPlease #FosterNeeded