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FRITO’S OFFICIAL ADOPTION BIO

Hi. Yes. My name is Frito.

Like the chip.

And much like the chip, once you bring me home, I will become your entire personality.

I’m a 7-month-old, 48.2 lb professional good boy with a soft heart, goofy energy, and the emotional sensitivity of a Victorian poet.

I’m sweet, friendly with other dogs, and I genuinely want everyone to like me. But I do have one tiny request:

Please don’t let tiny humans treat me like a jungle gym while screaming directly into my soul.

The shelter people discovered I’m a little nervous around pushy small kids, so I’d do best with older, considerate children who understand important things like:

• personal space

• indoor voices

• not using dogs as furniture

• snacks should be shared fairly

Honestly, I think that’s reasonable.

Now that we’ve covered my terms and conditions, let’s discuss what I bring to the table:

• 48.2 pounds of lovable goofball energy

• Expert-level tail wags

• Olympic-quality cuddle potential

• The ability to trip over absolutely nothing

• A face that says “I have never committed a crime” even when I absolutely just stole your sock

I’m still young, so I’m learning all the important dog stuff, but I’m already winning hearts everywhere I go. The humans here say I’m a very sweet boy and a pleasure to be around.

My adoption fee is sponsored and reduced to just $40 and includes:

• Distemper/parvo vaccine

• Rabies vaccine

• Vet exam

• Neuter

• Fecal test & general dewormer

• Microchip

Basically I come fully loaded and ready to move into your house and immediately act like I’ve lived there forever.

If you’d like to meet me, please call to schedule an appointment:

256-362-5856

Bring snacks.

I feel like that’s how strong relationships begin.

— Frito