Meet Beans! He's an 11-year-old hairless Pitbull mix with a personality as unique as his looks. Beans isn't just looking for a pet owner; he's looking for someone to claim absolute ownership over him. If you've ever dreamed of a pet that resembles the Crypt Keeper's guard dog, your hyper-specific dream has come true!
Beans has a very specific daily schedule. Every day, exactly two hours before dinner, he'll initiate intense eye contact and deploy his signature "smoker's bark," a sound that heavily implies he's been puffing through two packs a day since 1996. If his water bowl ever drops below 100% capacity, you'll wake up to Beans standing over you, staring into your soul and breathing hot, humid air onto your face. He also requires fresh pajamas daily and expects premium fabric softener, or he will file a complaint with HR.
In all seriousness, Beans is an incredibly unique, quirky senior boy who is looking for a family with an excellent sense of humor. Underneath that naked, wrinkled, slightly terrifying exterior is a heart of absolute gold. He is genuinely hilarious, deeply snuggly, fiercely loving, and the coolest naked boy on the planet. He has a lot of life left to live and a lot of pajamas to wear. Beans gets along fine with other dogs and cats!
Ideal Home
A family with an excellent sense of humor who is ready to submit to the rule of Beans.
Ongoing Health
Beans has no ongoing health conditions mentioned. His adoption donation includes neuter, microchip, and age-appropriate vaccines.
Training & Support
Beans is crate trained and potty trained. He does have some resource guarding tendencies, so he will need to be fed separately from other animals, and toys should be put away when other pets are around. Standard "respect my stuff" rules apply.
Application Details:
- Applications start by contacting us through Wags.
- The adoption donation is $250.
Transportation
Beans is located at our facility. Transportation may be available, please inquire for more details.
