The Gospel According to Goob Gooberson
Legend tells of a creature born one moonlit February night in 2025, somewhere between a dream and a snack break. His name: Goob Gooberson - whispered in reverence by toddlers, grandmothers, and postal workers alike. At 51 pounds, Goob is roughly the size and density of joy itself. He's a dog, yes, but also a concept - the physical manifestation of optimism, wrapped in fur, powered by the belief that strangers are simply best friends he hasn't drooled on yet. He has never met a person he didn't love immediately and completely. Goob's greeting ritual involves a smile so wide it bends space-time, followed by a dance that can only be described as emotional tap shoes on a trampoline. At home, Goob is well-behaved and comfortable with routine. He's house trained, signals when he needs to go out, and sleeps quietly in his crate at night. Goob is a Velcro soul - magnetically attached to his humans, always nearby, orbiting your life like a happy moon. He does not destroy furniture, harbor grudges, or question your taste in television. He just... loves. Utterly. He's neutered, vaccinated, and vetted - medically sound, emotionally extravagant. Goob would thrive in a cat-free home and prefers to dine solo - a gentleman with standards. Adopting Goob is not a decision; it's a calling. It's saying yes to a life with a loyal being who will follow you through every door, forgive you before you err, and look at you as though you invented kindness. He isn't just a dog. He's a cosmic event in a leash-sized package - a once-in-a-lifetime Goob.
Ideal Home
Goob would thrive in a cat-free home and prefers to dine solo.
Ongoing Health
He is neutered, vaccinated, and vetted.
Training & Support
Goob is house trained, signals when he needs to go out, and sleeps quietly in his crate at night.
Application Details:
- Applications start by contacting us through Wags.
- Please complete an application, which can be found on our website.
- All known details about our animals are posted on their profile and updated daily.
- The adoption fee for adult dogs covers age-appropriate vaccinations, microchip, spay/neuter if not yet performed, heartworm test & appropriate heartworm treatment by the rescue's vet. All dogs in our care are also kept up-to-date on HW/Flea Prevention.
Transportation
All of our animals live in foster homes where they are socialized and well cared for.
